Food Court Musical

"Food Court Musical" by Improv Everywhere. My fav Improv Everywhere prank so far...

It's Raining McCain

Extremely special thanks to my friend Jazz, for sharing this gem. Amazing.

The Bridge to Gender Equality

Ladies and gentlemen of the internet-

A few years ago, while admiring the line for the women's restroom at a bar (in a totally not weird way), I realized something: bathroom inequality is at the root of most gender relation problems in this country. How can we ever have equal opportunites if women spend 2-3 hours per day waiting in line for the bathroom?

For the past few years, I have been in talks with an industrial designer friend about repairing this glass ceiling with an invention we like to call the "She-Cock". The She-Cock is a lot like a penis, but it's for women. Gals, you would keep it in your purse, and whip it out when you're ready to pee standing up. You could use it in a toilet, a urinal, the woods, the ocean, etc.

Unfortunately, someone beat me to it. Meet SheWee!

The She-Cock works a lot like SheWee, but it looks something like this. Some day, maybe my dream will be realized, and men and women can finally live together in harmony.

Thank you Sarah Johnson for letting me know about the SheWee... For more info on SheWee, check out this informative podcast:

I just can't get enough Ape Rape jokes!

McCain Ape Rape Joke Recalled By Sources

News circulated fast late Tuesday afternoon that back in 1986, during his initial run for the Senate, John McCain allegedly told a crude joke about rape involving a woman's affection for an ape.

In an appearance before the National League of Cities and Towns in Washington D.C., McCain supposedly asked the crowd if they had heard "the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?"

The punch line: "When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, "Where is that marvelous ape?"

The joke, as one can imagine, did not go over well with various women's groups, which responded with indignation. But the McCain campaign denied that he had ever said the offensive gag.

Obamarama Night at the Copper Door Tavern

Do you like Cheap drinks? Do you support Barack Obama (or do you at least like him better than McCain)? If you answered "yes!" to either of these questions, then you should come to the Copper Door Tavern for Happy Hour on Friday, July 25th!

I'll be bartending, and tips will go to the campaign.

Awesome design courtesy of Bart and Jess!

• Obamarama Nights official site
  
• Check out the event on Facebook
• Check out the event on barackobama.com
• Map it!