'Phils' in the News

This is the first in an infinite series of Phil-related news.

I was reading The Onion this morning, and the cover story affected me in a profound way. Thought I'd share it with you...

Rockin' Party Dude Strongly Recommends Additional Drinking

And then, I looked back into the archives for other important Phil-related news, and found this one.

Area Man Too Busy For His Buddy Phil, Eh?

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