I told all you fuckers!

Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so!

Airborne (the herbal supplement designed by a schoolteacher to "boost your immune system") actually does not boost your immune system. In fact, it does nothing.

Airborne has agreed to refund anyone who has a receipt proving they have purchased the product. More info here.

See? I told you to never trust anything designed by a school teacher!

Luckily, this morning I discovered a medical miracle cure-all: Kellogg's French Toast Pop Tarts! I will never be sick or feel sadness again.