Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a buzzkill???

Dear California,

If you're like me, you've noticed that whenever Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news these days, it's not because he saved an elementary school from a drug-dealer attempting to kidnap his son, and it's certainly not because he was sent from the future to protect John Connor from a shape-shifting cyborg sent to kill him! He's always talking about the environment, or the mortgage crisis or some bullshit.

Well, California, in case you're worried that your Governor is a buzzkill, I assure you he is not. Check out this video [sent to me by Jables] of Arnold going wild on Rio. He's like Brook Burke, but with a bigger chest!



Bonus: Check out this photo of Arnold, wrist-deep in a waitress at the Meet Rack in Tucson.