The Bridge to Gender Equality

Ladies and gentlemen of the internet-

A few years ago, while admiring the line for the women's restroom at a bar (in a totally not weird way), I realized something: bathroom inequality is at the root of most gender relation problems in this country. How can we ever have equal opportunites if women spend 2-3 hours per day waiting in line for the bathroom?

For the past few years, I have been in talks with an industrial designer friend about repairing this glass ceiling with an invention we like to call the "She-Cock". The She-Cock is a lot like a penis, but it's for women. Gals, you would keep it in your purse, and whip it out when you're ready to pee standing up. You could use it in a toilet, a urinal, the woods, the ocean, etc.

Unfortunately, someone beat me to it. Meet SheWee!

The She-Cock works a lot like SheWee, but it looks something like this. Some day, maybe my dream will be realized, and men and women can finally live together in harmony.

Thank you Sarah Johnson for letting me know about the SheWee... For more info on SheWee, check out this informative podcast: