Warlocks are enemies of god.

This is a clip from Jesus Camp, a movie about an evangelical summer camp. In my opinion, the movie was underwhelming, not because the footage wasn't fucking insane, but because there were no surprises. You say to me "evangelical pentecostal summer camp" and I picture the worst. So the fact that Jesus Camp exposed a super-scary ignorance bootcamp was no shocker.

The woman running the Jesus Camp made only one valid point, something I think we can all agree on.

Jessica Alba Nude Beach Photos

So as you may know, my I'm involved with a company called Dank Apps Inc., which produces Facebook applications. Our main application is a free lottery, in which we give away daily cash prizes. The jackpot is generated from ad revenue, so the more users we have, the more money we give away. Lotto 2.0 was recently released, and so far it's been a big hit. So, check it out!

Http://apps.facebook.com/thelotto

And if that link doesn't interest you, maybe these will:

JESSICA ALBA NUDE BEACH PHOTOS

NINTENDO IS GIVING AWAY ONE THOUSAND FREE WII'S!

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS BABY BUMP

APPLE TO RELEASE NEW GOLD iPHONE

PHOTOS OF MITT ROMNEY WEARING DIAPER AT COLLEGE PARTY

LINDSAY LOHAN MUGSHOT

LINDSAY LOHAN NIPPLE SLIP

LINDSAY LOHAN NIPPLE SLIP IN MUG SHOT

PHOTOS OF THE NEW JAMES BOND, WHERE YOU CAN SEE HIS SCHLONG

TOM BRADY AND JESSICA SIMPSON ARE GETTING MARRIED?!?!

STAR WARS: EPISODE VII

TENNIS STAR MARIA SHARAPOVA COCAINE PARTY VIDEO

APPLE TO RELEASE PLATINUM IPHONE

MARY KATE & ASHLEY OLSEN LESBIAN VIDEO

JESSICA BEAL BUSTED FOR DUI

BRAD PITT BUSTED FOR DUI

ANGELINA JOLIE SEX TAPE

RONALDO SEX TAPE

FREE HANNAH MONTANA TICKETS

HEROES: SEASON 3 LEAKED

THE MEANING OF LIFE: REVEALED!

Hopefully that brought in some Google Users...

Enjoy!

liveblogging from the DMV

Hey blogosphere, what's up? Oh, not much here, just hanging out at the DMV, waiting for my new driver's licence. Finally becoming a real New Yorker!

While I'm waiting for them to call my number (A39) I thought i'd take this opportunity to tell you about the greatest subway performer of all time.

He plays a violin synthesizer like poindexter during the triumphant finale of Revenge of the Nerds. He wears faux-leather pants, and white winter gloves. He has cool hair, and he rocks hard. There has never been a beter time to visit the Union Square subway station!

Yes, I just blogged from my cell phone. I am from the future.

Sincerely,
phil

This is important.

Special thanks to Brian Crapacarra!

Shitty TV for sale!

Have you ever said this to yourself,"hey, I want a shitty TV that is combined with a shitty DVD player, so that I can do irreparable harm to my eyes!"?

Well, don't pass up this once in a lifetime opportunity!

All funds raised from the sale of this TV go to the 3-dudes X-Box 360 Rock Band fund.

Showing Signs of Life

You guys see this story about the Chilean dude who rose from the dead?

He's 81 years old, and he fell asleep, so his family dressed him in a suit, put him in a coffin, and began a wake.

A few minutes in, he woke up and asked for a glass of water. Amazing.

Article here

Also showing signs of life: Regis!
(Turn your volume up)



Special thanks to Marisa Macner for sharing that with me.

Tupac <3 Tony Danza?

What's up yalls? I just finished watching Tupac: Resurrection. It was pretty interesting. Tupac's tumultuous life story is narrated by none other than Tupac himself. Most of the audio is from a 1996 interview with Tabitha Soren.

Sidenote: What happened to Tabitha Soren?
They should make more films out of her mid-90's interviews...
Like Spin Doctors: Resurrection

Anyway, the film got me thinking about a lot of things. Tupac was only 25 when he died. I'm going to be 25 next month, and there are so many things I have not yet accomplished. Among them:

• Make a hit record
• Star in a film with Jim Belushi
  
• Get "Thug Life" tattooed across my stomach
• Befriend Snoop Dogg, and record a couple songs with him
• Attend a professional boxing match
• Write a screenplay
• Pierce my nose
• Have a weird friendship with Tony Danza

I put this clip from the movie onto YouTube, so you could see what I'm talking about:


And so I researched the Tupac/Tony Danza connection a bit further, and found this:



I wonder why Tupac loved Tony Danza so much... Also, I wonder why Tony Danza loved Tupac so much. I wonder who started this relationship. So many questions unanswered.

Mike Huckabee's son killed a dog.

Just FYI.

A Son’s Past Deeds Come Back To Bite Huckabee

Phil vs. 23 5-year-olds!

23

Huckabee has a huge caucus.

Congratulations to Mike Huckabee on winning the Iowa Caucus last night.

Now that there appears to be a legitimate chance of the Christ-incarnate receiving the Republican nomination, I would like to start a regular segment entitled:

R.S.M.H.V.
(Really Scary Mike Huckabee Videos)

You've already seen his campaign commercial in which he reminds every American that Jesus is the one true God... Now check out a video he made with his possible running mate, Chuck Norris.