Koch, Adoodledoo

Guys... I am not kidding. There is a person in Bethlehem, PA named Adoodledoo Koch. AKA: Koch, Adoodledoo.

Thanks, Josh Berkow, for bringing this to our attention.

Reporter vs. Anchor smackdown

Video from Brian Caracappa. Thanks, Brian!


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10 years

This weekend marked the 10 year anniversary of The Notorious B.I.G.'s tragic death.

Come on people. Let's squash this east coast/west coast thing, and stick to making music.

I'm talking to you, 50 Cent and Nas... 50, please stop calling Nas's wife a bitch, and Nas - stop threatening to turn 50's body frame to blue fog. (Huh?)

And Lil' Cease! Stop testifying against Lil' Kim for perjury, for crying out loud. And Lil' Kim, you should stop perjuring!

Seriously, though... Biggie was amazing... And I am glad rappers stopped shooting eachother.

John Larroquette = not so bad at all.

John Larroquette playing a lawyer on Night Court in 1988

John Larroquette playing a lawyer on Boston Legal in 2008

Some quick John Larroquette factoids:

• For his role on Night Court, Larroquette earned Emmy Awards in 1985, 1986, 1987, and 1988. In 1989, he asked not to be considered for an Emmy. His four consecutive wins were, at the time, a record.
• During an appearance on Tom Snyder's show, Larroquette mentioned that he almost quit the Libertarian party when they nominated Howard Stern to run for governor of New York.
• He lived in New Orleans until he was 22. He returned there after Hurricane Katrina and found the home in which he lived until age 12.
• In the seventies and eighties, Larroquette battled alcoholism. On the Tonight Show he talked about one experience drinking when he woke up a nap and thinking he was cold. He realized he was on a plane and had no idea where it was headed. He said that he was too embarrassed to ask where they were headed.
• He enjoys collecting rare books. Authors whose works he has focused on include [one of my favs] Charles Bukowski.
• A rumor circulated on the internet that Larroquette suffered from, and became a spokesman for Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS); however, he confirmed on January 14, 2008 that the IBS rumor was completely false.

See? Seems like an okay guy to me.

I told all you fuckers!

Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so!

Airborne (the herbal supplement designed by a schoolteacher to "boost your immune system") actually does not boost your immune system. In fact, it does nothing.

Airborne has agreed to refund anyone who has a receipt proving they have purchased the product. More info here.

See? I told you to never trust anything designed by a school teacher!

Luckily, this morning I discovered a medical miracle cure-all: Kellogg's French Toast Pop Tarts! I will never be sick or feel sadness again.

Inspiration to the sprained

This video goes out to my comrades suffering from a sprained ankle or torn ligament.

Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you have a sprained ankle or not, check out this video:

Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a buzzkill???

Dear California,

If you're like me, you've noticed that whenever Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news these days, it's not because he saved an elementary school from a drug-dealer attempting to kidnap his son, and it's certainly not because he was sent from the future to protect John Connor from a shape-shifting cyborg sent to kill him! He's always talking about the environment, or the mortgage crisis or some bullshit.

Well, California, in case you're worried that your Governor is a buzzkill, I assure you he is not. Check out this video [sent to me by Jables] of Arnold going wild on Rio. He's like Brook Burke, but with a bigger chest!



Bonus: Check out this photo of Arnold, wrist-deep in a waitress at the Meet Rack in Tucson.